2015∙12∙27 06 @ 343861101315 GDT: You better get two points or this is gonna happen to ya

non-sequitur translation:

Today's matchup is a sort of reflection on irrelevance. I like the idea of their being 32 teams in the league. I like the idea of southern regions having NHL hockey. The way it's played out, though, leaves something to be desired. A lot. DH stumps for AZ. I sort of stump for TX. Outside of NC, who stumps for the 'Cane in this hemisphere? In the regard, here's something else that exists illogically:

inspiration: none
earmeat: zamm

LET'S GO HAWKS!!