inspiration: bbSask
earmeat: zamm
2015∙12∙13 VAN@CHI GDT: Canada's Nightmare - Come Play with us Tommy Forever and Ever and Ever...Blackhawks vs. Canada's Balls GO HAWKS!!
bbSaskGloryHole translation
I'm-just-trying-to-make-to-make-the-best-of-my-situation-in-this-whole-thing-with-a-crazy-dad-a-milquetoast-mom-and-fucking-ghosts-and-the-god-damn-mind-talking-shit-but-at-least-I-have-these-long-swaths-of-ice-I-can-skate-down-and-practice-my-skillz-but-then-I-skate-around-my-own-goal-and-holy-fuck-who-are-those-creepy-twins-and-why-are-they-staring-at-me-and-what-is-that-their-saying?-"come-play-with-us"-like-hell-I-will-those-twins-are-super-wei--WHY-IS-THE-RINK-FILLING-UP-WITH-BLOOD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?-Oh-it's-the-tears-of-British-Columbia-as-they-had-their-one-shot-and-even-they-realize-that-now.-And-the-blood-isn't-blood,-it's-the-dye-from-all-those-Team-Canada-things-from-2010.-It's-in-their-food-and-in-their-water-and-in-the-air-the-breath.-Turns-out-it-was-cheap-CANADA-RED-dye-from-China-and-it-doesn't-biodegrade.-Like-ever.-British-Columbia-hates-being-part-of-Canada-and-now-it's-stained-their-environment-forever!-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
