2015∙12∙08 PeeBarons@CHI GDT: WHERE'S THE LAW, DREW? I Am Spurious Yellow. Blackhawks vs Defending Stanley Cup Cham... Nope, can't do it, it ain't right. GO HAWKS!!

Dorp translation: Hawks go to Deliverance, TN, where the perpetually hapless NHL-NFL-Do-they-have-a-baseball-team bridesmaids do their nightly ass-fuckery. Squeal, James. Weeeeeeeeee. That'll do, pig. CHRISTMASMEANSCARNAGE. GO HAWKS!!

inspiration: bbSask

earmeat:   zamm