Dorp translation: Hey ohhhh! Still on the painfully-repressed-memory James Joyce train: The Dubliners was a decent read…and any team with Milan Lucic on it can charitably be described as flakes. LUUUUUUUU thought he needed some "mental healing" after his shithole Bruins missed out on the dance last year. Mental healing. Lucic. That’s like bbbhh needing a few days off to deal with blog groupies. Whatever, bbbhh, try a Costa Rican Whorehouse. Anyway it’s been a long road trip, the blog has come together, flipped the switch, turned the corner...except Dorp who still thinks this is a Blues Clues episode. Well, we are like Blues Clues in being a concentrated multiplatform promotional campaign…according to chronic irritant and hilarious liar Malcolm Gladwell. What does that have to do with the LA Kings? Exactly. Click the link, it’s funny. Looooong road trip. GO HAWKS!!
inspiration: bbSask
earmeat: zamm