inspiration: bbSask
earmeat: zamm
2015∙11∙20 GDT: Why, menno, Why. The Thunderdome Diaries. Blackhawks vs Truculent Bum Tunnelers. GO HAWKS!!
Dorp translation: Ha! Ripped from yesterday's headlines. The titanic 17-seconds after-hours battle last night eclipsed any kind of minimal interest there might be in tonight's clash between the worst team in team sports and The Beloved, Canada's Team. Social justice vs Internet porn (I think that's what they were arguing aboot) they went at it, two blog superstars laying it on the line. Like Titans of Greek mythology they hurled lightning and crapped thunder. Hammer, tongs, iron maidens, inna gadda da vida...Finally, the victor: Sopel the Fish for his journalistic coup, the UND Papers: Fearsome Fairies. Fighting Asparagus. Fighting Butthurt. Fighting Ether Bunnies. Sioux Are a Good Exterminating Agent for Bison. Flaming Sex Panthers!! Hey, tie in to the game!! Gold, Sopel, Gold. Not much to do with hockey, but then neither does this game. GO HAWKS!!
