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2015∙11∙08 GDT: Trigger Alert: Slumpbuster. Blackhawks vs Mark Grace Swamp Donkeys. GO HAWKS!!
Bullitt translation: Well that's a gratuitous stab at Taylor Hall who resembles Roy Rogers' horse. I'm sure he's actually a decent fellow and he'll have a decent career topped with a Stanley Cup as a trade deadline pickup by Stan in 2025. The oilers front office is as fucked as Dollar Bill+Pully+ Garth Snow (Leddy!), then they added Peter Chiarelli... It's all karma for those 80's teams that kept the beloved from winning anything. Wait where were we? Yes, the Edmonton Oilers are doomed for eternity to be what Grace in attempting to break out of a 0 for 25 slump termed "boning the heifer". I did give a trigger alert. GO HAWKS!!
