2015∙10∙26 GDT: Ducks: Nucks Redux; Puck Luck Sucks. Blackhawks vs. No Human Withstanders. GO HAWKS!!

Dorp translation: So rhymie. Anaheim hockey team reminds one of a certain dragon- slaying West Coast Canadian team in their aging irrelevance. This shows up as NO GOALS, ASSHOLES, NO FUCKING GOALS YOU CORPOREAL BAGS OF DICKS. Of course no human can withstand them so...

inspiration: bbSask
earmeat: zamm