2015-10-03 Preseason GDT: Bicks Nixed, Eats Dicks. Artie Fixed, Caught Betwixt. Stars Cars Jars Bars. Whatever. Blackhawks vs Sharp on AARP. GO HAWKS!!

Dorp translation: It rhymes, get it? Bicks waivered, Artemi returns, couldn't rhyme any more, Sharpie is like, old and retired. GO HAWKS!!