2015•02•27 - I can’t come up with clever titles like Sask! Blackhawks vs. Lightning in America’s dong
The Minutiae & Mundane
- Time: 6:30 PM CST
- TV: CSN-CH, SunS
- Radio: WGN 720
- Blackhawks Buzz
- Some of the maths and Game Notes
- Things according to some guy who’s totally not John Tortorella or Guy Boucher
- And then there are these guys. These guys are always like [this space intentionally left blank]
- or even just watch Teuvo’s goal over and over for a while
Gleemonex. You know…Brain Candy. Hockey stuff.
2015●02●27
Morning has broken like the first morning
Blackbird has spoken like the first bird
Words
- Blackhawks experiment with new Kane-free lifestyle (subscription/account needed)
- Sopes retires
- CSN’s Five Things (warning: autoplay)
- Puck Daddy falls hook, line, and sinker for Dave Sources’ story
- Somehow, the Leafs manage to trade Clarkson (warning: autoplay)
- Old man goes to Florida, doesn’t retire
2015•02•26The Minutiae & MundaneTime: 6:30 PM CSTTV: CSN-CH, FSFLRadio: WGN 720Blackhawks BuzzSome of the maths and Game NotesThings according to Shawn Thornton and some other much less important peopleAnd then there are these guys. These guys are always like “ha ha we have Bolland and you don’t”or even no Hawks practice or morning skate since last game so no vidGleemonex. You know…Brain Candy. Hockey stuff.No Rat, no should-have-been savior tonight (and some other dude)Got a bunch of money? Here’s something you can do with it!The story behind some Q-ismsTeuvo’s even more ready this time aroundKuc ranks the NHL arenasA trade appears! It’s largely harmless.Here we all go again:
2015●02●26
Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you’re chewing on life’s gristle, don’t grumble, give a whistle
And this’ll help things turn out for the best
In every life we have some trouble
- Speculation from ESPN
- Speculation from the Sun-Times
- Sportsnet’s 2015 trade tracker
- Lindros gets litigious
- James Duthie and Bob McKenzie are doing reddit AMAs on Friday
- Meanwhile in Russia… Upside-down underwater ice hockey
2015•02•24: …and you will know us by the trail of dead hockey players UNCLE DALE’S BASKET CASE BELIALS VERSUS JOEY Q-STOP’S MUSTACHE RIDES 3/$1 YOU’RE A SICK FREAK, FINK
The Minutiae & Mundane
- Time: 7:30 PM CST
- TV: CSN-CH, FSFL
- Radio: WGN 720
- Blackhawks Buzz
- Some of the maths and Game Notes
- Things according to some folks who couldn’t be bothered to make a video
- And then there are these guys. These guys are always like getting eaten by alligators
- or even “Something could happen” and other things Q says
Gleemonex. You know…Brain Candy. Hockey stuff.
- ZOMG numbers! ESPN judges how much 122 teams like numbers!
- Which Blackhawk has the best poker face? (Note: I think some Blackhawks don’t know what a poker face is.)
- The FFF’s video of hockey inspration:
2015♦02♦23
I didn’t win.
Words
- Oduya injured
- Everything is terrible
- Blackhawks not panicking, but you go ahead (warning: autoplay)
- Rozner on the Miracle on Ice 35th anniversary
- Herb Brooks’ Olympic gold medal ring sold for over $100K
- Haugh: Montador’s death should encourage league to ban fighting (digitalPLUS)
- 5 Questions with Paul Bissonette
Vids
2015•02•22 - If we lose it’s all Sask’s fault. If we win, Sasks is dead to me.
The Minutiae & Mundane
- Time: 2:30 PM CST
- TV: NBC
- Radio: WGN 720
- Blackhawks Buzz
- Some of the maths and Game Notes
- Things according to Teddy Ruxpin
- And then there are these guys. These guys are always like talking really funny
- or even statin’ wycked hahd.
Gleemonex. You know…Brain Candy. Hockey stuff.
Fri Feb 20, 2015 - COL (4) - CHI (1)
The Intro and First 30 games I hope explain this project. Here is the individual game data:
2015•02•20 - Regression to the Roy: Heavy Snow Forecast. Blackhawks
vs. Calder Adams Losers
The
Minutiae & Mundane
- Time: 7:30 PM CST
- TV:
CSN-CH - Radio: WGN
720 - Blackhawks
Buzz - Some
of the maths and Game Notes - Things according to the
Mild, High City - And
then there are these guys. These guys are always like putting lipstick on
their yeti
Gleemonex. You know…Brain Candy.
Hockey stuff.
2015♦02♦19
What a SCF the Wings v. Blackhawks would be…
Sometimes good thing happen, like I win Bingo. And sometimes meh things happen like Tsar FFF wins Bingo. And sometimes the dumb guys win hockey games.
Words
Perspective. I has it. It’s a filter in Photoshop.
I know what I’ll be doing
Slightly off the narrative route
Jeeeeeeesuuuuus
No one wants to die and go to hell either, but it still has to be done
Very OT, but not really
Vids
This says something supposedly
If you can’t learn it in a music video, it’s not worth learning
I was there. Well, not there there, but there.
2015•02•18 - Robert James Ritchie Doublewide Trash Crash Bash: Blackhawks vs Zetter-sucking Bab-cocking Walkom-licking Fuck Assholes. GO HAWKS KILL THESE SELF RIGHTEOUS INSUFFERABLE RELAPSING PINK SOCKS!!The Minutiae & MundaneTime: 6:30 PM CSTTV: NBCSN, TVARadio: WGN 720Blackhawks BuzzClichés from the mouth of QThe bank that owns Detroit from the foreclosure jams a few more clichés into the mixAnd then there are these guys. These guys are always like trading real estate for cut-rate Crackor even trading their mothers for real estateGleemonex. You know…Brain Candy. Hockey stuff.You know the rules: Get yer Pageviews! cards here
2015♦02♦18
It’s my turn again? Fine. I can’t watch
the videos from TSN because Canadians are racists.
Words
- Uh
huh. Right. Sounds legit. - His tory not
his story - A
look back at a memory-making event - God I’m
bored - Is
it the present, the past or the future? - Busy? Busy reading the manual for
his new Email Transporter Machine - Not
saying you should read this. I’m not going to. - The
other shoe falls, however slowly - It
ended when a puck bounced of Nick Leddy and into his own
goal
Vids
2015♦02♦16
Hope y'all had a disease-free weekend.
Words
- Skillz Competition for the Win!
- For Too Much of This for the Hawks this Year
- Hitter (Bullitt: You Must Rate This)
- OT Point System Cray Cray?
- Big Trade
Vids
2015•02•15 - Big Words for Little Birds: Sphenisciform Deindustrialization. Blackhawks vs. Bettman Blowjobs. GO HAWKS!!The place we were using for bingo seems to be dead. I found the source of Bingo source code, though, so we should be fine. It looks a little different, but functions better, though I did see it giving out a blank square every now and then.and just because:The Minutiae & MundaneTime: 11:30 AM CSTTV: NBC, TVA, CITY Radio: WGN 720Blackhawks BuzzClichés from the mouth of QThe Pens Squawk Box jams a few more clichés into the mixAnd then there are these guys. These guys are always like adorably trying to serve you cucumber sandwichesYou know the rules. Get yer Bingo Cards Here!
2015•02•13 - Cryptozoology Corner: Chris Christie Flying Hooved Bipeds. Blackhawks vs. Missouri Colorado Rockie Scouts. GO HAWKS!!
The Minutiae & Mundane
- Time: 7:30 PM
- TV: CSN-CH, MSG+
- Radio(activity): WGN 720
- Blackhawks Buzz
- Clichés from the mouth of Q
- A ginger, an old guy, and someone else talk
- In Lou They Trust
Gleemonex…you know - Brain Candy. Hockey stuff.
2015♦02♦12
Folks that stuck it out last night got their money’s worth and it was a purt good story, dontcha think? Made
me laugh to beat the band. Parts, anyway.
Words
- I
like you. I like you alot. - Stosh thru
the years. (lookout for that bottom guy. He wants to kill
you) - This
probably isn’t as fun as I’m pretending it is. - Frustrating
or Fuckstrating? - I can’t read
this in full, but I bet it is worth more than the cost to sign up for it by
50% or even 30% - This looks
oddly familiar and yet, not.
Vids
- D2K
and the Falcone - He
can’t skate everybody’s shifts. I mean, he COULD, but, you
know… - His
science is tight, but can he rap? - But checking through the bench
door is part of the game
2015♦02♦11
I updated the daily links format to make our apathy even more easierest. I’m sure the nuance will not go
unappreciated. Also, There Will Be Bingo tonight…and something about
milkshakes?
Words
- It’s
the faces…duh - As
if white snakeskin shoes weren’t enough, now he gives us
feelz - So
if you score the team’s last 4 goals, you have all the
answers - I get it. I
mean I feel that way, too, but for much cheaper - Marcia
Marcia Marcia - House
money don’t lose none - Holy shnikes! It is on like Donkey
Kong
Vids
- Now
it’s getting embarrassing - A
Boyle on our Access - Roussel
is a human-sized scrot - Shaw
+ Bickell + Bag of Pucks + Binny’s Discount Card?
Please?
20150209 - You’re on Thin Fucking Ice, My Pedigree Chums. And I Shall be There When It Breaks. Blackhawks vs. Outlaw Mustang Freeze Wranglers. GO HAWKS!!
Time: 7:30pm
TV:
NB-Fucking-CSN, CSN-CH
RADIO:
WGN 720
Buzz
Shaw expounds upon comments he made on Updog
Not sure why they bother anymore
You know you want to:
find out what happened to DesertHawk
February 9, 2015
Somewhat God-centric posts today because Hossa. If
you’ve got 28 minutes, I suggest watching the
video.
Words
- See
What I Mean? Friggin Everyone with their 5 Friggin Things - God
is God is God - Dood. You Sure about
this? - Enforcer,
Part 1 - Enforcer,
Part 2
Vids
Sun Feb 8, 2015 - CHI (4) - STL (2)
The Intro and First 30 games I hope explain this project. Here is the individual game data:
20150208 - Over the line mark it zero, Fatso: No Cups for You. Blackhawksvs. 1967 Expansion Team. GO HAWKS!!
Time:
11:30 am….Central…..Standard….Time
TV:
Fuckin’ NBC, SN360
RADIO:
WGN 720
Buzz
The stache
The secret language of the mole rat
The horror…
the horror
Fri Feb 6, 2015 - CHI (2) - WPG (1) OT
The Intro and First 30 games I hope explain this project. Here is the individual game data:
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